Boston Real Estate Search
Yesterday, I had an unusual lunch conversation about which gender was more productive in selling Boston condos for sale. Now, one method of finding this is out was via MLS, but it would require some calculations as there are more female Boston real estate brokers/agents than men.
As I finished my argument, my companion retort was more of a story than hardcore data.
Here’s the story:
“God, I’ve been thinking..” says Eve one day.
“What’s on your mind Eve?” says God.
“Well, I know that you created me and this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful creatures, but lately I’ve been feeling that maybe there’s more to life.”
“Go on…” says God.
“Sometimes I get a bit bored – I fancy a bit of fun. And I get a bit fed up with all the heaving lifting and carrying, and warding off the mammoths and sabre-toothed tigers, not to mention that bloody snake. This garden can be dangerous place.”
“I see,” says God, pausing for thought.
“Eve, I have a cunning plan,” says God, “I shall create Man for you.”
” Man ?” asks Eve, “What is Man ?”
“Man…” says God, “Is a flawed creature. He will have many weaknesses and disgusting habits. Man will lie, cheat and behave like an idiot – in fact mostly he’ll be a complete pain in the backside. But on the plus side he’ll be big and strong, and will be able to protect you, and hunt and kill things, which might be handy sometimes. He will tend to lose control of mind and body when aroused, but with a bit training can reach an acceptable standard in the bedroom department, if you know what I mean.”
“Hmm,” says Eve, “Seems like this Man idea might be worth a try, but tell me God, is there anything else I need to know?”
“Just this,” says God, “Man comes with one condition… In keeping with his arrogant, deluded, self-important character, Man will naturally believe that he was made first, and frankly we all have better things to do than argue, so you must keep all this a secret between us, if that’s okay with you. You know, woman to woman..”
