Today’s Lesson:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next-door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Earlier today, I had a conversation with a nurse she saw a Boston condo for sale on MLS and it was in the Seaport District area. The asking price was way below market value. the reason it was so low in the fine print it was an artist loft, meaning certain individual requirements were needed by an individual in order to qualify in the purchase of the property.
Moral of the story:
Always find out as much as you can on a deal, especially if its too good to be true, this way you may be able to prevent avoidable exposure.
